FACEBOOK LIKES (Win load if you comment!)

By: Unknown on 11:31 PM

I am totally hooked up on liking Facebook pages! For tonight, here are some of the nice quotes that I liked. :D These quotes really made me laugh when I read them! I hope you enjoy them too!

Teacher: Can somebody give me Green, Pink, and Yellow in one sentence?

Student: I can! I heard the phone was ringing... GREEN.. GREEN! So, I PINK up the phone, and said, "YELLOW, who's there?"

(Mom is pregnant) 

Son: What's in there?

Mom: A baby, your sister!

Son: Do you love her?

Mom: Yes, very much!

Son: THEN WHY DID YOU EAT HER???

Mom: !!!

Girl "12 years old": 

Mom, Billy showed me his pen** at school today

Mom: (freaking out)

Girl: It reminded me of a peanut.

Mom: Why? Was it small?

Girl: No it was salty! 

Mom:(passed out) :)

Here's a sweet one by the way...

Guy: Be right back!

Girl: Okay

*2 hours later*

Guy: I'm back.

Girl: What took you so long?

Guy: Someone asked me why I loved you.

And if you still have time... You might wanna try this out! :D

‎1. Go to google translate 2. English -> French 3. Type in "Take a dirty picture for me" 4. Copypaste the translated text and reverse language to French -> English, paste into box 5. Look at resulting text

Note: I'm giving away P20 load to the first one who can comment with the result! This is open to my followers only. :) Always visit here for more prizes! :D

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