Teacher: Can somebody give me Green, Pink, and Yellow in one sentence?
Student: I can! I heard the phone was ringing... GREEN.. GREEN! So, I PINK up the phone, and said, "YELLOW, who's there?"
(Mom is pregnant)
Son: What's in there?
Mom: A baby, your sister!
Son: Do you love her?
Mom: Yes, very much!
Son: THEN WHY DID YOU EAT HER???
Girl "12 years old":
Mom, Billy showed me his pen** at school today
Mom: (freaking out)
Girl: It reminded me of a peanut.
Mom: Why? Was it small?
Girl: No it was salty!
Mom:(passed out) :)
Here's a sweet one by the way...
Guy: Be right back!
*2 hours later*
Guy: I'm back.
Girl: What took you so long?
Guy: Someone asked me why I loved you.
And if you still have time... You might wanna try this out! :D
1. Go to google translate
2. English -> French
3. Type in "Take a dirty picture for me"
4. Copypaste the translated text and reverse language to French -> English, paste into box
5. Look at resulting text
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