BF vs. SUITOR
suitor: i love her more than anything and any one in this world. I love her more than my life. I'll give everything for her, i will never make her cry. i love her so much that I'll die for her. I will love her forever.
bf: i love her.
suitor: what?! that's all?!
...she loves me.
[pak! haha. ayan, yan iba jan umi.epal pa dun sa mga taken eh andito naman ako. buti nga sa inyo. ahahaha. joke. c",)..^-^]