Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Dear Stephenie Meyer,
I'm sorry your fans are so obnoxious. Try using less glitter.
Sincerely, J.K. Rowling
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The Titanic
Im 17 now, can I PLEASE get a bra?
Sincerely, your son, Justin B
Dear person reading this,
You're here because you're actively procrastinating or avoiding real work, aren't you? It's OK...me too.
Sincerely, I'll work tomorrow
Dear Yahoo,I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...Sincerely, Google
Dear Dora,You're bilingual at age 4, and you seriously can't see the damn orange tree?!Sincerely, It's right there
Dear Voldemort,So they screwed up your nose too?Sincerely, Michael Jackson
Dear Math,Please grow up and solve your own damn problems. I don't have time for yours AND mine.Sincerely, Screw the Value of X
Haha! Hope you enjoyed ^_^
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