Another round of laughters

By: Unknown on 3:49 AM

Dear Twilight fans,

Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.

Sincerely, Logic

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

I'm sorry your fans are so obnoxious. Try using less glitter.

Sincerely, J.K. Rowling

Dear Icebergs, 

Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.

Sincerely, The Titanic

Dear Mom, 

Im 17 now, can I PLEASE get a bra? 

Sincerely, your son, Justin B

Dear person reading this, 

You're here because you're actively procrastinating or avoiding real work, aren't you? It's OK...me too.

Sincerely, I'll work tomorrow

Dear Yahoo, 

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... 

Sincerely, Google

Dear Dora, 

You're bilingual at age 4, and you seriously can't see the damn orange tree?! 

Sincerely, It's right there

Dear Voldemort, 

So they screwed up your nose too? 

Sincerely, Michael Jackson

Dear Math, 

Please grow up and solve your own damn problems. I don't have time for yours AND mine. 

Sincerely, Screw the Value of X

Haha! Hope you enjoyed ^_^

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xx 

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LOVE TALKS

By: Unknown on 4:24 PM

Heya! Its been a while guys, right? :) Did anybody miss me? Well I took an exam in an application in facebook a while ago... I said... "Just so I wont be bored anymore!" Walah! And that was the result! Certainly, it woke me up. haha!

Have you ever felt that your heart was crushed only because you know that the one you love is in love with someone else? If you have, I pity you. I have been in that situation, and it sucks muchoooo! Its like you want to hug him but you cant.. you want to take care of him only to know that he is well cared of by someone else! Phew...

No matter how much you are hurt, the reality is,

YOU HAVE NO RIGHT.

HINDI NAMAN KAYO EH.

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KUNG HINDI SYA, WAG NLANG. :)

By: Unknown on 9:20 PM

Ok. So they're saying it’s absurd to even think that I can lay my hands on him (ui! wag bastos...) or more, to even wish that he is going to be mine, but who cares? If not him, then it wouldn’t be anyone else... (translation ko na wrong gramming: Kung hindi siya, edi wag nlang! *laughs*)

I am talking about Ernest Lorenzo "Enchong" Dee... my love, my life! :)

A prince of every princess’ (like me) dreams. It’s a fact that this guy has a vast number of fans due to his addictive smile and really heavenly good looks. But those aren’t my only reasons for loving him. Yes, I love him. (Life ko na nga siya diba?)

I admire this angel’s outlook in life…In YOU Magazine, he shared that though he earns much in showbiznezz, he is still concerned with his studies… He also said in YOU mag and I quote, “Why do I have to go through all these [exams] when I can easily earn more by focusing on showbiz full time?” Then he thought of the unemployment rate in the Philippines and believed that his diploma will assure him and his family with stability in life. A real husband material right? A marga’s husband material indeed!

Another thing that made me crave (wow) more of him is his being conservative; that even if he is blessed with a holy gracious hot hot hot body, he still doesn’t agree wearing trunks alone in dry land… Respect for himself, expressed in his actions…

This guy, admirable by birth, has a lot of people around him wishing the same thing I have been praying for, BRO, PLEASE MAKE HIM MINE. But I know, someday, somehow, he will see me and he’s gonna love me too. *laughs*

He will soon discover that he loves me… soon, cause he does not know me yet. *laughs*


PS: Boo, peace! haha. Pang blog lang po... at PS ulet, bka hindi na ako mkakapost lage (hindi na daw, eh di naman tlga ako nagppost lage! haha) kase magwwork na kme sa TN MAG eh. weee. wish us luck. :)

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judi okray this post! :)

By: Unknown on 6:30 PM

Ang lason ba pag nag expire, nakakalason pa rin? :)

Bakit kaya pag close kayo, open kayo sa isa't isa?

Pwede bang maglagay ng dinner o breakfast sa lunchbox?

Kapag ang sabon nadumihan, kailangan pa bang sabunin?

Kapag ang ipis, nahulog sa tubig na may sabon, dumudumi ba ang tubig o lilinis ang ipis?

At eto pa....

If you expect the unexpected, wouldn't the unexpected be expected?








waaaaaaaaaaa... prinsesa marga nag nosebleed... judi okray my post ha... hehe...

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