Another round of laughters

By: Unknown on 3:49 AM

Dear Twilight fans,

Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.

Sincerely, Logic

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

I'm sorry your fans are so obnoxious. Try using less glitter.

Sincerely, J.K. Rowling

Dear Icebergs, 

Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.

Sincerely, The Titanic

Dear Mom, 

Im 17 now, can I PLEASE get a bra? 

Sincerely, your son, Justin B

Dear person reading this, 

You're here because you're actively procrastinating or avoiding real work, aren't you? It's OK...me too.

Sincerely, I'll work tomorrow

Dear Yahoo, 

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... 

Sincerely, Google

Dear Dora, 

You're bilingual at age 4, and you seriously can't see the damn orange tree?! 

Sincerely, It's right there

Dear Voldemort, 

So they screwed up your nose too? 

Sincerely, Michael Jackson

Dear Math, 

Please grow up and solve your own damn problems. I don't have time for yours AND mine. 

Sincerely, Screw the Value of X

Haha! Hope you enjoyed ^_^

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